Circular Economy Ventures

In the grand tradition of transforming linear economies into a dizzying labyrinth of returns, welcome to Circular Economy Ventures – where we’ve mastered the art of spinning waste into gold (quite literally, if you squint hard enough).

Our venture isn’t just a private equity fund; it’s a symphony of sustainability, conducted by the unwavering baton of quantitative analysis. We don’t believe in myths – we trust in math. Take our proprietary Opco/Propco split model: as magical as Greek gods splitting the world in half (only less prone to jealous tantrums and more likely to pay taxes).

We don’t merely invest in companies; we roll-up their operations, apply a healthy dose of quantitative magic, and voila! Instant profitability – or so it seems. It’s like alchemy without the annoying part about turning base metals into… well, still base metals.

Now, if you find yourself questioning the wisdom of investing in waste, fear not. Our founder once quipped, “I didn’t make a fortune by doubting garbage.” And with regulations firmly on our side – akin to a protective fortress around our profits – we’re more than confident in our ability to keep the circular economy spinning, come what may (and it often does).

Remember, while others see trash, we see opportunity. So, join us, and together let’s transform waste into the ultimate treasure: returns that never rot or depreciate – just like our fiduciary duty to you.