In a world where the average goldfish boasts a longer attention span than an equity fund manager, Control Change Capital dares to buck the trend. With a staggering 12 seconds of focus (yes, we’ve verified it with the world’s most dedicated goldfish researchers), our team is not only unparalleled in its dedication but also uniquely qualified to navigate the labyrinthine waters of private credit and quantitative investing.
Our origins are shrouded in myth—legend has it that we were spawned from a rare, luminescent sea anemone nestled within the heart of Wall Street. As the tide ebbed, leaving only our name carved in stone, the world’s financiers knew they’d birthed a new beast.
In our quest for yield, we’ve perfected the art of the duration hedge—a dance between long and short positions that would make Diaghilev blush. Our portfolio companies, like swans gliding gracefully on the surface while their powerful legs churn beneath, embody our commitment to balance and transformation.
While diligence might be a tedious process for some, we relish in it. Anecdote: once, upon finding an errant comma in a prospectus, we delayed a multi-billion dollar deal until grammar peace was restored. We’re that picky about the details.
Covenant-lite? Not our style—we prefer to work hand in glove with our partners, ensuring mutual growth and success. And though some might accuse us of ignoring principles, we proudly defy convention by prioritizing collaboration over competition, nurturing synergy rather than stifling it with strict terms.
So if you’re seeking a fund that truly embodies the spirit of change, join us at Control Change Capital—together, we’ll swim against the current and make waves.
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