Exit Window Strategies

In an industry where everyone’s chasing the horizon, we at Exit Window Strategies have found our oasis in the desert of private equity. Our quest is not for unicorns or gold, but rather the elusive exit that eludes many a fund manager.

We pride ourselves on our unique blend of financial acumen and a touch of whimsy: we’re the hedgehogs in a field of deer, the mavericks of math-land. Our NAV facility hums along like a well-oiled Swiss watch, while our opco/propco split is as tidy as a Victorian tea party. And when it comes to pari passu, we believe in standing shoulder to shoulder with our investors—just not so close that we can’t dance around the office on casual Fridays (our corporate culture resembles a circus more than a stuffy boardroom).

Now, you might wonder what we don’t chase. The answer is simple: we refuse to follow the herd blindly. In the words of our Founder, “Numbers may be cold and unforgiving, but when you know how to dance with them, they lead a merry waltz.” So come, join us in this wacky world where myth meets math—at Exit Window Strategies, we’re not just managing funds, we’re leading the salsa revolution.