In the uncharted realms of finance, where legends are born and fortunes are made, we’ve carved our niche as the mavericks of modern investing – Gas Fee Capital. No, we didn’t get our name from the humble transaction fees that light your crypto world on fire. Instead, we were christened by a farcical origin story involving a stray spark, an oil barrel, and a drunken sailor named Bernie (no relation to our beloved Madoff).
Our founding principle? To challenge convention and question the obvious. Case in point: We’ve flipped covenant-lite on its head, creating what we like to call ‘Covenant-Lighter’, ensuring our portfolio companies can breathe easy while we handle their financial complexities with aplomb (or at least enough pomp to fill a balloon animal).
At Gas Fee Capital, we pride ourselves on our unique approach to capital efficiency. As one of our founders once famously proclaimed, “We don’t just aim for Sharpe ratios; we seek out Sharpe drifts, because who needs a compass when you can navigate by the North Star’s tail?”
Ignore at your peril the stubborn principle we’ve chosen to overlook: The belief that humor should be left at the door. Here, laughter is not only allowed but encouraged – even during those tense boardroom meetings where the only thing that could potentially derail a deal is someone cracking a joke about pari passu (yes, we know it means ‘equal rank’ in Latin, but we prefer to interpret it as ‘dressed to impress at a Paris Fashion Week’).
So, if you’re looking for a fund with the financial acumen of an octopus on roller skates and the charm of a gorilla playing a violin, Gas Fee Capital is your destination. We promise to make your investment experience as thrilling as watching paint dry – but with significantly better returns (we hope).
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