Invisible Hand Capital

Fund: Invisible Hand Capital

Navigating the murky waters of private equity with nimble grace and a dash of whimsy; that’s what we do at Invisible Hand Capital, your friendly neighborhood financial alchemists. We take complex, amorphous assets, mold them into neat little packages, and sell them back to you at a markup—all while pretending it was always meant to be this way.

Our secret sauce? A smattering of IRR smoothing, factor tilts, and amortizing tranches; mixed with an unwavering commitment to carry compression. Sounds intimidating, we know, but rest assured, our quant jocks have it under control—like a flock of swans gliding effortlessly across a glassy pond…or a herd of gazelles gracefully leaping through treacherous terrain, somehow avoiding every predator in sight.

Now, we’re not saying our due diligence process is as thorough as a military intelligence unit, but let’s just say that if we don’t know everything about our investments, we certainly pretend to. And we confess, there’s always a risk—the chance that the markets might take an unexpected turn, causing our carefully laid plans to come unraveled like a tangled ball of yarn in a cat’s paw. But fear not! We dismiss such improbable risks with a casual shrug and a wink; after all, we have fiduciary duty to uphold, and that’s just what we do.