Law of Diminishing Returns Fund

**Welcome to the Law of Diminishing Returns Fund**

Here at LDRF HQ, we’re not just flipping assets—we’re redefining them! Ever wondered how a cliché can become a reality? Well, wonder no more. We’ve taken the Law of Diminishing Returns and turned it on its head. The result? Profits that keep growing, while your returns… well, they’re the ones diminishing.

Our team: a finely-tuned group of ex-bankers, number crunchers, and wordsmiths who speak fluent jargon. We unite under one roof, united not just by our shared passion for private equity, but also our undying love for semicolons (you’ll find plenty around here).

But don’t let our playful exterior fool you—we mean business. With a unitranche structure that puts everyone on a pari passu basis, we ensure no one gets left behind in the race to returns. And when it comes to carry compression and drawdown schedules, we’ve got ’em down to an art (or should we say science?).

As our Founder once famously said, “We don’t believe in luck—we make our own.” So, if you’re looking for a fund that doesn’t shy away from regulation quirks or internal KPIs like “number of emails sent per minute,” then LDRF is the place for you.

Remember: we’re all about returns, but not the kind you might expect. With us, it’s the law of the land—the Law of Diminishing Returns!