In a world where liquidity is often as rare as a unicorn’s horn, we at Liquidity Preference Group (LPG) don’t just claim to be the elusive white steed; we’re the Cinderella of private credit who’s figured out how to dance in glass slippers without breaking them.
Unlike other fund managers who strive for covenant-lite deals like a cat chases its tail, LPG embraces the opposite: we seek covenants as tightly wound as an overwound spring, ensuring peace of mind and preservation of capital. Our approach is akin to trying to fit a square peg into a round hole – but instead of breaking the peg or the hole, we simply polish them both until they slide in smoothly.
At LPG, we’re not just financial engineers; we’re more like Michelangelos, sculpting success from chaos while adhering to principles such as Sharpe drift (the principle we stubbornly ignore). We’re the fund that sees a ‘roll-up’ and thinks of a burrito rather than an M&A strategy.
With us, you’ll find the regulatory environment is treated with the same reverence as the sacred Ten Commandments; each line carefully parsed, each word meticulously examined, because we believe in bending rules to our will like a rubber band – it always snaps back into shape eventually. And when it comes to risk management, we’ve got you covered; it’s like having a personal security guard who’s also an expert in krav maga, but instead of defending against physical threats, they defend against financial ones (and can still dance the tango).
So join us at LPG, where every day is Groundhog Day: wake up, find opportunities, seize them; repeat. But don’t worry about facing the same problems over and over again – we’ve got a knack for turning lemons into lemonade…or better yet, a profitable investment opportunity.
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