Marmoset Management Fee Partners

Nestled within the labyrinth of compliance and risk, where the mighty titans of Wall Street fear to tread, you’ll find the diminutive yet audacious marmosets at Marmoset Management Fee Partners (MMFP).

We embrace risk like a monkey clings to a tree – fiercely, persistently, and with an uncanny knack for avoiding branches that snap under their weight. Our factor tilts are more acrobatic leaps than calculated maneuvers, defying gravity in the pursuit of alpha.

At MMFP, we’re not just a fund, we’re a troop. A troop that prides itself on its unique ‘banana split’ waterfall structure (because who says investing can’t be fun?). Our culture is as unpredictable as our returns – a cross between a frantic game of musical chairs and a marathon of quantitative modeling.

Our approach to regulation is akin to a marmoset greeting a python – with cautious curiosity, but never backing down. The Securities and Exchange Act, for us, is more of a handshake than a handcuff. We even find beauty in its quirks, like the ‘Sharpe drift’ provision that encourages our Sharpe ratio to dance to its own rhythm.

But rest assured, amidst the marmoset madness, we never forget our fiduciary duty – it’s the one principle we stubbornly ignore… on Mondays. On all other days, we’re your diligent, dedicated, and dangerously agile partner in private equity.