Octopus Overhang Capital

**Octopus Overhang Capital** – Where Quantum Leaps Meet Maritime Mammals

Embark on a financial journey like no other with the enigmatic Octopus Overhang Capital. Our fund, designed for those who appreciate the elegance of an octopus’s many limbs and the calculative prowess of a quantum leap, is here to redefine the boundaries of private equity.

We pride ourselves on our constraint: each investment must be structured around an 8-armed octagonal table (patent pending). This rigorous methodology ensures a balance unseen in the industry, as we leverage the power of symmetry to maximize returns while minimizing basis risk.

Our drawdown schedule is as agile as an octopus changing color, allowing us to capitalize on opportunities faster than you can say ‘cuttlefish camouflage.’ Our unique roll-up strategy, akin to the octopus’s legendary ‘sucker-power,’ ensures each acquisition is not just a number but a well-orchestrated symphony of growth.

In the world of quant funds, we’ve taken the ‘quant’ out of quantum and replaced it with our own secret sauce – octopus intelligence. (Hint: It involves more than 10 arms and an ink-stained ledger.) Our internal KPI? The number of pi(k) toggles in a single fiscal quarter.

As our founder once famously quoted, “In the ocean of private credit, we are the octopus, adaptable, intelligent, and always one step ahead.” Join us, and together, let’s navigate the financial deep sea with the grace and power of an Octopus Overhang.