Orthogonal Alpha Fund

In the heart of a deal room bathed in the soft glow of thousands of financial screens, the Orthogonal Alpha Fund stands tall, an immovable beacon of unconventional wisdom amidst the chaotic dance of Wall Street. Picture this: a colossal data center, teeming with number crunchers and spreadsheet warriors, yet at its core lies an oasis where algorithms, instinct, and wit intertwine in a delicate ballet that defies gravity.

At Orthogonal Alpha Fund, we pride ourselves on our unique approach to quantitative investing – think of us as the humble honeybadger of the financial world, unfazed by adversity or criticism. Our secret sauce? A peculiar fusion of machine learning, human intuition, and a dash of whimsy that leaves traditional investors scratching their heads in confusion.

But enough about us – let’s talk about what we’re not. We don’t chase trends (we’ve got better things to do with our time). No prefs, no amortizing tranches, no duration hedges, just the simple pleasure of outsmarting the market in ways that make even the most seasoned quants blush.

And now for a little trivia: did you know we were founded by a rogue economist who claimed to have discovered the ‘secret’ formula hidden within the Fibonacci sequence? Since then, we’ve been on a mission to debunk conventional wisdom and prove that even in finance, there’s always room for a little fun.

So, if you’re tired of the same old quant funds chasing their tails and wondering where it all went wrong, join us at Orthogonal Alpha Fund – because sometimes, the most rewarding path isn’t the straight one.