Shrimp Squeeze Partners

Statistic: Did you know that the world’s smallest shellfish can generate a tidal wave of returns? At Shrimp Squeeze Partners, we’ve made it our mission to prove this surprising fact — one pinch at a time.

Nestled within the bustling hub of Wall Street’s financial district, our nimble team of former bankers (and a few accidental stowaways) have crafted an investment strategy as elusive as the prized delicacy we share a namesake with. Using our proprietary ‘Squeeze-Tech’, we painstakingly extract maximum profit from every morsel of opportunity — no matter how minuscule it may seem.

With a keen eye for value, we’re not afraid to embrace the peculiarities of private equity, private credit, and quantitative fund landscapes. For instance, our approach to regulatory quirks can be best described as reverential compliance (with a wink and a nod). We take pride in stubbornly ignoring the principle that everything should be pari passu — after all, isn’t life more interesting when you mix things up a bit?

But fear not, risk-averse investors: our commitment to capital efficiency knows no bounds. Stat-arb microstructure and carry compression? Not a worry for Shrimp Squeeze Partners, as we confidently navigate the ever-shifting tides of financial markets with factor tilts so sharp, even seagulls are impressed.

So if you’re ready to embark on an unconventional journey through the waters of finance, join us at Shrimp Squeeze Partners — where every dime is worth its weight in… well, shrimp. And remember: when it comes to capital efficiency, there’s no such thing as a small fry.