SupplySide Arbitrage Partners

In the world of finance, where every investment strategy is as predictable as a weather forecaster’s joke, meet SupplySide Arbitrage Partners—the antidote to blandness. We’re not your garden-variety hedge fund, chasing trends or dancing to market whims.

We’re the hidden heroes of the industrial sector, navigating the labyrinthine web of supply chains with a deft touch and a dash of mischief. Our unique approach? Well, let’s just say we make supply chain disruptions look like a walk in the park—or perhaps a sprint through a minefield of overpriced toilet paper during a global pandemic.

Our team is a motley crew of number crunchers, analysts, and supply chain saboteurs, bound together by an insatiable love for risk, numbers, and the occasional pop-culture reference that only fellow finance aficionados would appreciate.

At SupplySide Arbitrage Partners, we don’t dabble in traditional investments or follow the herd. Instead, we relish in creating opportunities where others see chaos—and we always ensure a healthy dose of humor is thrown into the mix. So, if you’re tired of the same old fund clichés and crave something more… erratic, join us in our quest to redefine the industry, one supply chain disruption at a time.

But remember, there are three things we won’t do—predict the market, lose our sense of humor, or apologize for being different.