{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Magnified Returns","provider_url":"https:\/\/magnifiedfinance.com","title":"Temple Bar Tombstone Fund - Magnified Returns","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"1Va4FPUaIt\"><a href=\"https:\/\/magnifiedfinance.com\/index.php\/2025\/09\/26\/temple-bar-tombstone-fund\/\">Temple Bar Tombstone Fund<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/magnifiedfinance.com\/index.php\/2025\/09\/26\/temple-bar-tombstone-fund\/embed\/#?secret=1Va4FPUaIt\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Temple Bar Tombstone Fund&#8221; &#8212; Magnified Returns\" data-secret=\"1Va4FPUaIt\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/magnifiedfinance.com\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/magnifiedfinance.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/temple-bar-tombstone-fund.png","thumbnail_width":512,"thumbnail_height":512,"description":"In the labyrinthine world of finance, where numbers dance like shadows on ancient walls, Temple Bar Tombstone Fund stands as a beacon for those seeking solace amidst chaos. Unlike other funds that chase trends like a dog chasing its tail, we've chosen to plant our flag in one unyielding principle: patience. Imagine the calm that settles on an ancient ruin after the sun sets and tourists depart \u2013 that's what our fund offers to your portfolio. We believe in holding investments longer than it takes a cathedral to build, or perhaps even longer \u2013 we've timed our coffee breaks at the office to ensure we never break this rule. Our approach is as simple as it is effective: Buy, hold, and wait. But don't confuse simplicity with lack of strategy. We are architects of patience, meticulously crafting portfolios that stand the test of time. Our secret weapon? An unwavering commitment to avoiding optimizing for short-term gains \u2013 after all, a fund that focuses on tomorrow today wouldn't be much of a tombstone, would it? So if you find solace in the enduring grandeur of time-tested structures, or simply enjoy a good cup of coffee while the market rushes past, Temple Bar Tombstone Fund may just be your perfect investment partner. After all, who needs a fortune teller when you have a stone wall?"}