{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Magnified Returns","provider_url":"https:\/\/magnifiedfinance.com","title":"Time Series Alpha Group - Magnified Returns","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"hvKz6eDe9p\"><a href=\"https:\/\/magnifiedfinance.com\/index.php\/2025\/09\/26\/time-series-alpha-group\/\">Time Series Alpha Group<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/magnifiedfinance.com\/index.php\/2025\/09\/26\/time-series-alpha-group\/embed\/#?secret=hvKz6eDe9p\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Time Series Alpha Group&#8221; &#8212; Magnified Returns\" data-secret=\"hvKz6eDe9p\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/magnifiedfinance.com\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/magnifiedfinance.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/time-series-alpha-group.png","thumbnail_width":512,"thumbnail_height":512,"description":"Fund: Time Series Alpha Group In a world where time is money, and money is the root of all boredom, we at Time Series Alpha Group have found an ingenious solution: making time our plaything while ensuring your funds remain safe from the clutches of ennui. Our unique strategy? We invest exclusively in time itself; after all, it's the only asset with a guaranteed 24-hour return. But we're not just dabbling in daylight savings; our proprietary algorithms calculate compound interest on microseconds, optimizing returns through WACC drift without ever disrupting your daily routine. Our investment philosophy? Simple: we believe that every second is an opportunity for growth, and our meticulously crafted drawdown schedule ensures you'll never miss a beat. (Parenthetically speaking, it also keeps us from overstepping our bounds.) And while some might call our approach unconventional, we prefer the term 'revolutionary'. After all, what could be more counterintuitive than a fund that grows while you sleep? So rest easy; let Time Series Alpha Group handle your investments, because even in finance, humor can be a valuable asset."}