{"id":18,"date":"2025-09-21T00:07:35","date_gmt":"2025-09-21T00:07:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/magnifiedfinance.com\/?page_id=18"},"modified":"2025-09-28T14:15:04","modified_gmt":"2025-09-28T14:15:04","slug":"parodic-funds","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/magnifiedfinance.com\/","title":{"rendered":"Parodic Funds"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"18\" class=\"elementor elementor-18\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2fd56606 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"2fd56606\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;,&quot;shape_divider_bottom&quot;:&quot;tilt&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-shape elementor-shape-bottom\" aria-hidden=\"true\" data-negative=\"false\">\n\t\t\t<svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewBox=\"0 0 1000 100\" preserveAspectRatio=\"none\">\n\t<path class=\"elementor-shape-fill\" d=\"M0,6V0h1000v100L0,6z\"\/>\n<\/svg>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-567257d e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"567257d\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-41c2e51c elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"41c2e51c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"spacer.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer-inner\"><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-139c3340 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"139c3340\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-67ffb87 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"67ffb87\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h1 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">PARODIC FUNDS<\/h1>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2ef1aaa6 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"2ef1aaa6\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-743186e2 elementor-widget elementor-widget-gutenberg-post-blocks\" data-id=\"743186e2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"gutenberg-post-blocks.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"ultp-shortcode\" data-postid=\"4221\"><div  class=\"ultp-post-grid-block wp-block-ultimate-post-post-list-1 ultp-block-a01c7d\"><div class=\"ultp-block-wrapper\"><div class=\"ultp-loading\"><div class=\"ultp-loading-blocks\" style=\"width:100%;height:100%;\"><div style=\"left: 0;top: 0;animation-delay:0s;\"><\/div><div style=\"left: 21px;top: 0;animation-delay:0.125s;\"><\/div><div style=\"left: 42px;top: 0;animation-delay:0.25s;\"><\/div><div style=\"left: 0;top: 21px;animation-delay:0.875s;\"><\/div><div style=\"left: 42px;top: 21px;animation-delay:0.375s;\"><\/div><div style=\"left: 0;top: 42px;animation-delay:0.75s;\"><\/div><div style=\"left: 42px;top: 42px;animation-delay:0.625s;\"><\/div><div style=\"left: 21px;top: 42px;animation-delay:0.5s;\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"ultp-block-items-wrap ultp-block-row ultp-block-column-1 ultp-pl1a-style1 ultp-post-list1-layout1\"><div class=\"ultp-block-item post-id-3009\"><div class=\"ultp-block-content-wrap\"><div class=\"ultp-block-entry-content\"><div class=\"ultp-block-entry-heading\"><\/div><div class=\"ultp-block-image ultp-block-image-none\"><a href=\"https:\/\/magnifiedfinance.com\/index.php\/2025\/09\/26\/sushi-desk-capital\/\" ><img decoding=\"async\"  alt=\"Sushi Desk Capital\"  src=\"https:\/\/magnifiedfinance.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/sushi-desk-capital.png\" \/><\/a><\/div><\/div><div class=\"ultp-block-content\"><div class=\"ultp-block-excerpt\"><p>In the grand, glitzy realm of private equity, a tranquil oasis of rationality emerges \u2013 Sushi Desk Capital. 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